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21

Jun

skrilla

you always be typing out all sorts of crazy stuff on this, aaron! haha just kidding though, its actually been a while. if you didnt know, you probably didnt know, but im back in the grand terrace. sounds awesome, right? its so hot! lol of course its like 20 degrees hotter than the westside, cause of course there’s no water here. ok theres water, but not necessarily. what kind of water do you have here? probably some sort of bro-water, you know how we do! lol so i got back from vegas the other day and i decided that i wasnt going to unpack, maybe because i would still feel like i was still on vacation. i kinda use that as an excuse to legitimize my not unpacking, it might even just be me being lazy, but who really knows. we always make all sorts of excuses about all sorts of things to make ourselves feel better. whats that thing that people say? whatever helps you sleep at night? haha so nyquil? why dont i just call that nyquil. “DAYM HOMIE, THATS SO NYQUIL!” the next time i hear someone say something just to make themselves feel better, im gonna say that. but very very likely, i wont even remember to do it. i always say something like that, telling myself that it’s so clever and maybe ill start saying it, and then maybe itll catch on. there are two things wrong with that. for one, i have some sort of a.d.d. and i just never remember a lot of the retarded things i say. sometimes other people repeat it back to me or use it in a sentence in regards to something i said, and i wont even know where it came from, and ill give them a look like, “what? thats so weird. you’re so weird”. then they proceed to tell me that it was my idea to say that. which brings me to my second point. at the time, a lot of the things i say may seem clever to me, but in reality, my judgement is skewed. its like when parents think their kids are so awesome, but they’re really barely scratching average. thats probably what its like with a lot of the things i say. i dont really mind though, because i say a lot of the things i say just to amuse myself. if we cant laugh at ourselves, who else can we laugh at? i guess that doesnt even make sense either. maybe you’re just not funny? aaron. hahaha! lol im easily amused, if you didn’t know by now. i also have a very forgiving taste palette. just today, i was satisfied with pasta and just the prego sauce. really aaron? thats it? yeah. i was just that hungry. so if theres something that i say i really don’t enjoy, it must be REALLY BAD. you know how they say, you’re only as strong as your weakest link? you know how they have limiting reagents in chemistry? maybe we can all start saying, your food is as only as bad as aaron thinks it is. all of you horrible cooks have a chance! let’s be real though. no one is going to start saying that. no one. go ahead and prove me wrong, you’ll be the one looking like a fool! hahahaah you. are. welcome!