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Mar

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hahaha dude if i was gonna be a rapper and had a rap group, i would name us lettuce-c. maybe not. if i had a friend named anna, id tell her to get a group together and name it bandana. hahahah! that would be dope! like the drug but not the drug whenever you want to hear the drug, maybe its your anti drug, or maybe love is like a drug. kinda like what ke-dollar sign-ha said. wait is she the one? im not sure. so i went to this viet place tonight to get me some charbroiled beef and rice to take home. so i was inside for literally less than 5 minutes, but as soon as i left that place i smelled like pho. for the rest of the night. im at my apt now, and im pretty freakin sure that my room now smells like pho. its amazing how that works. it just leeches on to your clothing, like something that leeches. like a leech i suppose, but those latch on to your skin, right? i think so. if someone latches on to you, why is that necessarily a bad thing? i guess maybe because they bug? haha who named it “to bug” anyways? what if you’re a bug lover? then wouldnt that be a great thing to be bugged? haha did they name “bugging” that name because it actually looks like a bug? but the thing is, to “bug” someone’s place, it doesnt even necessarily mean you use the same type of “bug” that it used to refer to. now it just means to just have some surveillance things at your place, or wherever it may be. they could just mean that they put a microphone somewhere in your room, something that doesnt even look remotely close to a bug, but it would still technically mean that your place has been bugged, right? who knows dude. who’s nose? haha my nose! got your nose! remember in the movie click, when he goes into the future and then adam sandler’s dad tries doing that quarter trick thing on him and then he says that he knew the trick the whole time, and then the dad got sad? i felt so bad there! i didnt cry though… or did i? if i were to pick a part that i would have cried at, i suppose it would be somewhere near the end with the rain and emotional stuff going on. typical. but i dont even remember the last time that i ever cried in a movie. probably when i was really young. a little trick. who the ef knows what i would have cried about. i dont even really remember seeing bambi, so there goes me crying to that. i know people say that “oh yeah i totally cried in bambi when the mom dies”. i duno man. is that what happened? lol all i remember is that all my movies that i had when i was younger were taped illegally. haha. my mom would have two vcrs to tape everything that we used to get from blockbuster. haha. so i had all these pirated movies and shiz. og stuff man! good times though. yeah i dont even remember ever buying a real legit vhs tape of a movie. see, thats why i never feel like buying dvds anymore. i bought a bunch of dvds all the time for a few years on black friday just cause they were cheap. but after a while, i realized that after i bought them, i would just rip them to the computer and watch them on appletv. so um, i suppose i might as well just download it then, right? especially since i could just download the 720p quality, unlike the regular dvds that i always bought on sale. no way im gonna buy real blurays! haha and plus, i dont even have a bluray player. i dont even have a ps3. however i do have an xbox 360. actually, mine has the unfixable red ring of death. i actually have peter’s old one that i fixed the rrod on. gotta get my nba 2k11 on! i actually havent played that thing in forever. ive actually barely watched any tv at the apt here. for lent, one of the things i gave up was having cable in my room. its actually not that difficult. i watch tv when im at the gym i suppose. but i still have hulu. the only thing thats really gonna suck is when the playoffs start next month. there will be the first few weeks when i cant watch it on my tv. but once come easter, boom boom bang! playoff time is always so fun. the pistons are never in it anymore, who the ef knows what happened. oh yeah, i know. they traded chauncey. clowns! who’s a clown?! YOU’S A CLOWN! did you notice that its kinda hard to type certain things when youre just typing very quickly? like i just found out that its difficult for me to type something that starts with say, when its supposed to start with stay. nevermind. i just did it and it wasnt that difficult. maybe i was just out of the groove or just had a finger seizure. that’s what she said! BYE!